Jingle Bells

It was a starry starry night

And two old men were shining bright

And their conversation began

Looney Tony where have you been?

I’ve been at London

But never met the Queen.
And Georgie, My Bushie how have you been?

I keep forgetting where all I was

Sometimes seen, at times unseen.

The two had just come together

On Christmas at Camp David
Two birds of the same feather

Just Bush & Blair

Where no evil shall dare.

Got themselves a lovely pine tree

Decorated gifts big and small

With no one else around

The men felt completely free

And when the music began to play

They danced through the night

Holding each other tight

Drinking the finest wine

Till the old bones could shake no more

Changed into pajamas’

Hopped into bed, together of course

But not to sleep tonight

Tonight the two pals wanted to see Santa come

Come through the window

Driving his sleigh and give them their gifts

After all they were the Jolly Good Fellows!

 It was a starry starry night

When they saw a shadow outside the window

Excited the two jumped out together

Singing

He’ll be coming down the mountains when he comes

He’ll be riding six white reindeers when he comes

As the shadow crept nearer

The friends grew merrier and merrier

Until….

It dawned on them

‘twas no Santa Claus

But You Know Who!

Deadly and Deathly

Armed to the teeth

Guns, grenades and more

It was the dreaded creature from Middle IS..East I mean.

 Fear gripped our toony pals

As they once more held each other tight

Rushed to the phone

Security…Security…they shouted, they cried

But the lines were all dead

And the lights went out as well.

Quite dramatic you would say,

But not them trembling in fear

Pulled out guns hanging from the tree

The ex POTUS, President of the US

And ex LOTUK, Lord of the UK

Hardly looked The Eagle & Hawk

More the Beagle and the Duck.

Felt the earth slipping below

And could see the end of the world ahead

Very clear, very near.

Just then the phone began to ring

And in a voice loud and clear

Deafening laughter filled the air

Ha Ha Ha Ha

Afraid are you two gentlemen, is it?

Who are you, they asked

Why are you troubling us

What brings you here

Shouted Blaring Blair and Shivering Bush

He said in a grim but firm voice

I am Saddam

Sad am I

Sad and angry at what you did to me

Sad and angry at what you did to my family

It was not personal Dear Saddam

We went in search for weapons of mass destruction

-chemical, biological and nuclear weapons

Said LOTUK and POTUS

And did you find any of those, he asked

Weapons of mass destruction?
Weapons with nuclear heads?

Weapons that could destroy humanity?

We searched and searched but couldn’t find

What we started the war for

But found the real weapon of mass destruction

Much later hidden in the sands of Iraq

A brutal and fanatic force uncovered

And one among them IS standing outside

Weapon of Mass Destruction indeed

Why don’t you save us Saddam

Take back your Iraq

Take your IS men back

Save us, save the world from this attack

We’ll give you the Nobel Peace prize

It wasn’t personal Saddam

Hope you understand us Dear Boy.

Save you now…

Remember how you pulled me out of the hole

Remember how you killed my sons

Remember how my statues were pulled own

I can see fear in your eyes

I can see death in your hearts

I can see the end of your world

All for your madness

All for your desire for oil

All for your show of fire power

Today you need my help

When I am helpless and headless

All of this for your foolishness alone

Now suffer as I leave you both

To Rest In Peace

Shall now open the door outside

For you to enjoy the Christmas Eve

With sparkles and glow

In the company of one outside

One who IS not a dictator

One who does not invade Kuwait

But today is found everywhere

India, France, US and more

Bombing, killing, extorting and more.

They are Yours Truly & Lovingly IS

The Real Weapon of Mass Destruction

Discovered & Dug out by you

It is very personal, Mr President

It is nothing but personal now, Mr Prime Minister

Eid Mubarak, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year.

SS