Sunday 21 April 2019

Der Berliners

Having walked almost 28000 steps on my last day of stay at Berlin, I needed a break, some rest. And so I sat down on the green grass between the famous Berlin Dom and the Altes Museum. I closed my eyes for a few moments to recollect those beautiful places I had visited in the city and suddenly I saw a short man with toothbrush moustache standing on the huge steps of Altes with his hand raised in salute and blabbering like a madman in German.

    

    



I decided to walk up the steps, took the man by his ear and walked him around the city to meet a few people who he may have forgotten. I took him first to Willhelmstrasse and asked…“Do you know what that is?”


Meekly he replied, “I used to stay here in Berlin, but what on earth is this piece of steel doing here? It wasn’t there in my time.”
“That is George Elser, a carpenter by trade, who later worked as a clock maker. He almost killed you in Munich on 8th November 1939 when you had gone there to celebrate the Beer Hall Putsch of 1923 when, along with the communists, you tried to take power through an armed revolution. George had done immaculate planning and had fixed bombs on the pillars from where you were to deliver your speech. You, however, advanced your program and left the Beer Hall at 9.07pm after addressing a large crowd and after 13 minutes the bombs exploded bringing down the ceiling, killing 7 men and injuring many.”
“You were damn lucky. If you had blown off on that night at Munich, the world would not have seen the nightmare you brought upon it. George was caught, tortured by your men and died in a concentration camp in Dachau on 9th April 1945, four weeks before the Allied forces defeated yours completely.”

I then dragged him to one of Berlin’s most iconic structures…the Reichstag or the parliament whereon it is written, Dem Deutschen Volke (For German People).


“Ja, I know this place well. We started a fire here in 1933 and blamed the communists. It was here that we forced President Hindenburg to give all powers to me and appoint me the Chancellor of the Reich.”
“But do you remember Julius Moses?” I asked. He looked lost. So I took him aside the Reichstag building where a strange memorial was kept.


“Let me refresh your memory. On 23 March 1933, the Reichstag met in Berlin. The main item on the agenda was a new law, the 'Enabling Act'. It allowed you, Mr. Hitler, to enact new laws without interference from the President or Reichstag for a period of four years. The building where the meeting took place was surrounded by members of the SA and the SS, paramilitary organisations of the National Socialist Party that had by now been promoted to auxiliary police forces. You had only 37% seats in the parliament and with terror tactics cowed down most of the opposition. With 444 votes in favour and 94 against, the Reichstag adopted the Act. These are those 94 brave parliamentarians who stood up for democracy and opposed you and your dictatorial plans.”
“These were the men like Julius Moses, who, you then had arrested and persecuted. That is why they are revered as protectors of democracy and their memorial stands outside the Reichstag to remind all what cataclysm dictatorship can bring about. All Dem Deutsche Volken.”

“Here, look at Berlin which is such an open city, there is but one building in one corner where a few windows are sealed.”


“Ja I know the place. My Propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels was living there. But why are the windows sealed?”
“He was the man who created not just aura around you but ensured every bit of news including what common people spoke about would reach the police and voices of protest would be fast put to rest. A part of his propaganda was to control film censorship. They called his ministry Reich Ministry of Enlightenment and Propaganda. He ensured that only films that showed you in good light were produced. On a Christmas Day in 1937, Goebbels gave you 12 films of Walt Disney. Writing in his diary, Goebbels said, “The Fuhrer is very pleased and very happy about this treasure.”


“You were such a fan that you dreamt of creating a German version of Walt Disney’s studio, and instructed Goebbels to establish the ‘Deutsche Zeichentrickfilm GmbH’. The aim of the film company was to rival movies like Mickey Mouse while spreading the Nazi ideology and propaganda through a less aggressive entertainment source.”
“But Goebbels also ensured that no one ever spoke about one man in Germany…Charles Chaplin.”


“The reason is not difficult to guess. In the ‘The Great Dictator’, Chaplin played his trademark Tramp character, re-imagined as a Jewish barber in the fictional country Tomania. Chaplin also portrayed Tomania’s autocrat Adenoid Hynkel, a parody of you.”
“Ja, I saw the movie twice in my private theatre. I was heartbroken after this film and made sure no one uttered his name ever in Third Reich.”
“Had you paid heed to what Chaplin said in the movie even then, you could have averted so much bloodshed. In the famous speech, Chaplin goes on to say: ‘I should like to help everyone if possible—Jew, Gentile, black man, white. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other’s happiness, not by each other’s misery. We don’t want to hate and despise one another.’

“Now let me also show some other places close to the Reichstag that might bring back some memories and maybe some remorse even after so many years.”


 “This is the memorial to the 500,000 Sinti and Roma victims of your genocide. These were the gypsy people who you felt were the weak who had to be wiped out. The memorial consists of a dark, circular pool of water at the centre of which there is a triangular stone. The triangular shape of the stone is in reference to the badges that had to be worn by concentration camp prisoners. The stone is retractable and a fresh flower is placed upon it daily.” The words of the poem "Auschwitz" by Italian Roma Santino Spinello are written around the edge of the water basin:
"Sunken in face/ extinguished eyes/ cold lips/ silence/ a torn heart/ without breath/ without words/ no tears."

“And who can forget what you did to the Jews not just in Berlin but all over Europe. This is one of many such memorials in the city.”


I finally took him to a place near Potsdamler Platz. He recognized the place well. It was the only sign of Fuhrerbunker today.
“Ja ja this is where I had my bunker in Berlin. This is where I married Eva. This is where I met my end.”


I lost him there. Just then there was a Whatsapp message in response to my earlier blog on Germany. Wow…Ally texting me, “Hey Mate, are you in Berlin?” Yes at Potsdamler Platz, said I. “My wife Elizabeth just got transferred to Berlin and we are staying at an apartment right where you are. Can we meet?” Ally was a school friend who I last met 37 years ago when we passed out in 1982. And now from nowhere in a new world we connected…Mahakumbh for me and readily I said yes to the friend’s offer. In our younger days we raced each other in sports, Ally was always a step or two ahead but still we would find ourselves on the same podium often. And then we met!


All the frights and tragedies of those dark days and years were washed away in the flowing River Spree as we said, East is East, and West is West, and in West twain shall surely meet.

SS

Saturday 13 April 2019

Reisetagebuch des Reisenden (Traveller’s Diary)


I saw the Freddie Mercury movie on my flight from Mumbai to Munchen and was under the impression that Bohemia was part of Germany and so wanted to name the blog Bohemian Rhapsody….maybe in history a large part of Europe was at times part of Germany or Greater Germany. But Googled to find that now it is an integral part of the Czech Republic and only Bavaria is Germany and Munich or Munchen is its capital. This is why I strongly believe that children should be taught Geography in school or they should go out and see the world as a traveller and write their diaries. For us who didn’t take school seriously and hadn’t travelled enough, often work takes you to newer lands and I planned to make the most of such an opportunity during my short stay at Germany which included Munich, Hamburg, Dusseldorf and finally Berlin where I am off to now. So here are some interesting snippets none of which are interconnected. I call them the Seven Golden Rules for Travellers.

Alstadt Lake, Hamburg
Matters of Heart
My wife had done the complete study and chalked out the entire itinerary based on books downloaded on the Kindle to exploring various websites, hotel booking sites and Trip Advisor feedbacks. And a true Virgo misses nothing and checks and cross checks every detail before preparing schedules. The Munich plan was ready in my hand starting from Marineplatz to Residenz but I had another ‘kida’ or virus in my head…coming to the city and not seeing the Holy Land would be such a disgrace. So the first thing I did after dismounting the plane was to rush to the Allianz Arena which is the ground for the famous Bayern Munich football team which has delighted the world over several decades. I could only see the wonderful stadium from the outside for that evening Bayern Munich were to play arch rivals Dortmund Borussia Dortmund. Later, however, during my visit to Miniatur Wunderland at Hamburg, I got my peep inside the stadium even if it was an artist’s impression. So Rule No.1 for travellers, plan well to the last point and time but never let go of where your heart wants to go. That’s what makes you truly happy.



Ebony & Ivory
Coming from a land where temperature of 40 degrees Celsius is quite normal at this time of the year and then seeing the television screen of the aircraft showing the outside temperature at 1 degree…that’s called a ‘warm welcome’.“Don’t buy anything for us but buy yourself a nice jacket. You will need it there.” No points for guessing whose famous lines I just quoted and so before seeing any historical site, walked into a mall. There were many smart and fancy jackets on display but the initial shock for the traveller is not the jet lag and time zone difference but the exchange-lag as I call it…Euro 200 is equal to how much Rupees…OMG! Since Her Majesty’s Orders were to be obeyed, I continued my search and after going through many a jacket, selected one, wore it and it was pretty loose so called for the storekeeper to find one my size. The man looked at me and said, “Our sizes start with XXL and you are too small to fit into them.” Gave him a foolish grin and walked out not in shame but totally amused…felt like Gulliver in the Land of Giants. Rule No. 2 is adjust to the land you are going to, accept reality, put your ego aside and enjoy the land of giants as much as the land of pygmies.

Oh, What a Wine Day!
Fifty five years is a long time not to have sipped some alcohol. So many chances have I got from youth to almost old age and every time I put it aside with a polite no. Debu, my friend of old, who often travels to Germany, said I must have beer in the land of its origin. My wife and daughter begged of me, “it will be cold there so a drink or two will keep you warm.” So on my flight to Munich when the lady offered the drink, I smiled and asked for some Sparkling Water and no more. But on the next flight I took from Munich to Hamburg, with a lot of confidence which a seasoned drinker would have, I said, “Red Wine, please!”  Tasted it and drank the glassful but still didn’t understand ‘what’s so great about it!’ And then at the big boat party at Hamburg, white wine went down my gullet. The taboo, the fear, the undoable was done. So Rule 3, when travelling, be brave and do the unthinkable…it is more fun that way.


While My Guitar Gently Weeps
If going to the football ground at Munich was a must, coming to Hamburg and seeing the place where Beatles first played and became successful was a Must Must! When young I would collect every piece of news that would be printed in the newspapers and a weekly tabloid called Sun. When John Lennon died, I cried. So it was a fitting tribute to stand with the Fab Four at the Beatles Platz and sing…Hey Jude, don’t make it bad, Take a sad song and make it better…Wow…what a feeling with Paul’s guitar in hand. Rule No. 4 is in a new strange land no one knows you so you can act funny  when you wish to like strumming a guitar and even singing aloud…it is ok if the strangers just smile at you and walk past.



Bachke Rehna re Baba, Bachke Rehna Re
The Beatles Platz is at Reeperbhan which is also the red light district of Hamburg. It was quite a sight to see the places with huge posters inviting you inside. I kept walking the street, enjoying the sight and stopping by wherever such shops were there to take a picture or two. Just then an old man, should be seventy-five plus, in a smart dress, walked upto me and showed me a card to say the girls inside were from Manchester in UK, Moscow in Russia…you name the spot on the globe and he had them inside and pretty cheap too. I felt like, “Main aisi waisi ladki nahin hoon, mujhe bhagwaan ke liye chod do,” and had to almost push him aside to save not my virginity, which was long lost, but to make sure ‘No means No’. But a visit to an Erotic Boutique was hmmmm….amazing stuff they have to re-write Kamasutra. So Rule No. 5 is while Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara it is wiser to stay within limits. Enjoy responsibly.



Rosogolla belongs to Me
Does Hamburg have anything to do with Hamburger? There are different versions and some say it originated in this port town of Germany. Others believe the Yankees have a patent of the food which in India we re-create as Alu Tikki Burger, Cheese Paneer Burger and even Chole Burger…Mumbaikars take pride in saying their Vada Pav is the local burger. The Germans may either die of disgrace or do an unstoppable laughter seeing such stuff being made of their specialty. I am sure Hamburg and Hamburger are linked as is Frankfurt with Frankfurter and Vienna with Wiener Schnitzel. Some of my German friends were happy to find an Indian who had no problem with anything served on his platter…beef burger, pork knuckle, ham sandwiches…So the Rule No.6 says that you must eat the food of the land you visit and not carry Khakhra, Thepla, Haldiram and MTR packets. Veggies too can find their bites almost everywhere. Bongs please do not just look for Dada-Boudir Hotel for maach bhaat, just enjoy the mashed potatoes instead.


 The Rime of the Ancient Mariner
Hamburg is a port town and River Elbe allows even the biggest of ships to come inside. The city has more bridges than Venice and Amsterdam put together. You can view almost every kind of ship from containerships to fire fighters, tugs and barges all-round the day including the huge gantry cranes that work non-stop to make this Europe’s 4th largest port and 18th in the world in terms of traffic handled. The city also has one of its kind Maritime Museum which is a must go.  I explored most of the city on foot and sometimes in cabs. Talking to the cab drivers can give you wonderful insights that you would otherwise not come to know of like Hamburg Airport is closed between 11pm and 6am. There are no flights operating because the airport is within the city limits and the inhabitants would not like to get disturbed while sleeping after ‘a hard day’s night’. This is called truly a Welfare State…not just giving free doles and waiver of loans. So Rule No. 7 is to talk to the local inhabitants especially cab drivers and you will explore the city better to find what a regular traveller will miss.


As I travel from Dusseldorf to Berlin, you enjoy the weekend as I shall be back soon to tell you some more about the wonderful country called Germany. During this trip went to the Corporate Office of ERGO at Dusseldorf. The original company was called Victoria and they had a very apt tag line….Go Out And Talk To The World!


So next time someone tells you, ”Get Lost”, take the advice literally for it is time to discover the beautiful world.

SS